Lava Cows

me: they say natural hot springs are actually mermaid farts

Sent at 11:34 AM on Friday

Kyle: well thats why chipmunks dance in sandstorms instead, to avoid the plight of the volcano dwelling seahorses

Sent at 11:35 AM on Friday

me: well volcano dwelling seahorses, or as they're more commonly known lava cows, are a dying breed. environmentalists tried to breed them in captivity but they kept trying to mate with koalas

Sent at 11:38 AM on Friday

Kyle: ha

i have no response

i just kept picturing chick fil a cows

dropping in on volcanos

Sent at 11:52 AM on Friday

me: haha

wtf

Kyle: haha

i know