Oompa Loompas

me: you shut your damn mouth

right now

Kyle: hey

u cant talk to me like that when i have two crab legs in my mouth

Sent at 11:43 AM on Monday

Kyle: im a wee bit tired

Sent at 11:45 AM on Monday

me: twinkle twinkle little star

Kyle: peanut brittle is for underappreciated blacksmith's

me: smith is white

Sent at 11:50 AM on Monday

Kyle: u also last night said that referring to someone as "black" was "cursing"

me: hahahaha

yyyyep

Sent at 11:51 AM on Monday

me: twitter should probably be taken away from me

Sent at 12:03 PM on Monday

Kyle: so should the oompa loompa

me: no

the oompa loompa is essential

Kyle: maybe to ur wheatgrass experiment, but the neighbors quality of life sure has gone down

Sent at 12:06 PM on Monday

me: it's not my fault the oompa loompas think the neighbor's cat is delicious and keep taking bites out of it
Kyle: I DONT THINK YOU WERE PREPARED FOR THIS FRUIT PRESERVATIVE SPREAD!

me: well i was prepared, just not for where you put it

Kyle: u asked for the sandusky special

ew

i didnt even feel good typing that

me: haha

wow

yeah
Kyle: i had some weird disconnect

between my brain and my fingers

where they were arguing about whether to type it

"its funny, its sick, my fingers are moving, i dont actually want to press enter"