Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Rugrats and Stripper Skates

Kyle: What on earth did I do to my stomach
Sent at 9:57 AM on Tuesday
me: last time you said that the x-ray showed that you swallowed a roller skate
Kyle: wasnt my fault the stripper had on skates
Sent at 10:11 AM on Tuesday
me: i just remember the screaming as i held you down while trying to shit it out
that's the last time we hang out at a truck stop on a tuesday
Kyle: probably shouldn't have watched rugrats under the influence before then either
Sent at 10:14 AM on Tuesday
me: i'll never eat another pickle
Sent at 10:17 AM on Tuesday

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