Alliteration Monday

me: no

Sent at 9:31 AM on Monday

Kyle: maybe

Sent at 9:33 AM on Monday

Kyle: its inside the circle

Sent at 9:35 AM on Monday

me: shhhh

Kyle: i cant

the gnome wont allo wit

Sent at 9:45 AM on Monday

me: i hate when he doesn't allo wit

he needs to allo the wit

it's his job

Sent at 10:18 AM on Monday

Kyle: i prefer witch aloe vera

me: that only works on cold s'mores

Sent at 10:20 AM on Monday

Kyle: the sea bass has an appealing slyness

Sent at 10:36 AM on Monday

me: the scent of sea bass sends specific jetskis soaring somewhere scientists have yet to see sober

apparently it's alliteration monday

Sent at 10:41 AM on Monday

Kyle: well alliteration aside, all accurate assumptions point to an arabian aristocratic aviation alliance

Sent at 10:51 AM on Monday

me: believe me, bishop bob boasted belligerently about benign basketball beings betraying bill belichick's boobs

Sent at 10:59 AM on Monday

Kyle: prepostorous, people playing pigskin participate prudently in prevalent pilgrimages across proudly pastured parcels of passionate pooping playgrounds

Sent at 11:02 AM on Monday

me: wonderful weathermen wish wild wombats would wreck wagons weekly while whistling wu-tang words

Sent at 11:15 AM on Monday

me: damnit

meant to use whispering in there somewhere

Sent at 11:20 AM on Monday

Kyle: dont damnit, dangerous dingos delight in delicate desserts draped in dated dingleberries, dont despair, dated dingleberries deserve daily drilling drawings depicting dead dinosaurs defecating dramatically

me: hahahaha

defecating dramatically

speaking of which

brb