Oopsie Poopsie

Me: now all i can think about is fixing the magic

16 minutes

2:29 PM Bryan: i'll fix your magic

2:31 PM me: no u wont

  no one can

 Bryan: ALLAKAZAAM

 me: ssshhh

  there are people sleeping

2:33 PM Bryan: oopsie poopsie

2:34 PM me: last time i did an oopsie poopsie i was kicked out of the matinee viewing of kung fu panda and was never allowed in baskin robbins again

2:36 PM Bryan: well you're not allowed in baskin robbins because you thought it was a red robin and demanded that everyone give you a cheeseburger and hacky sack

2:37 PM me: well i thought the cheeseburger was a hacky sack until i was arrested for veggie tossing, which apparently is illegal in that province of ukraine

2:42 PM Bryan: that's because the ukrainians, much like the muslim culture, believe their ancestors pass on to become vegetables which are to be honored and worshiped. when you started kicking cabbages at everyone it was considered to be a mass desecration of life, the size of which ukraine has never seen before. I still can't get the image of you shoving carrots up an elderly ukrainian woman's nose telling her to "SMELL THE VEGGIE TALES"

17 minutes

2:59 PM me: hahahahahhahahaa

  it was just so long

  and so many elements

  i couldnt

  come up with anything

3:03 PM Bryan: i just thinking anything involving ukrainian cabbage kicking is hilarious

 me: hahahahaa

  very true

15 minutes

3:18 PM Bryan: boss just gave me the go-ahead to wear jeans the rest of the year

3:19 PM boom

 me: ooooooooo

 Bryan: pretty excited about that

  of course i only have like 2 pairs of jeans

  so could get ugly

 me: jackass

  i have to wear shrit and tie

  altho friday is a no tie day

  u ad people

3:22 PM Bryan: no way

  no casual friday??

 me: uh

  if by casual

  u mean

  khakis and a dress shirt with no tie

  then yes

3:23 PM Bryan: oh

  well i think that's how most of the world operates

  just not mine

  :)

 me: jackass

  what u doin tonight

3:26 PM Bryan: goin to that cowgirl seahorse plase

3:27 PM margaritas and nachos

  you

 me: something involving a drink

 Bryan: ha

  true

3:29 PM i have this groupon thing for it

  so don't even have to throw down full price

17 minutes

3:46 PM me: say what

  what was i throwing down full price for

  frankily my arms hurt

  and i dont wanna be throwing anything

10 minutes

3:56 PM Bryan: i just spent the past half hour drinking budweiser and judging mustache girth