Florescent Velociraptors

me: need to get some pandora up in hurr

Sent at 6:36 PM on Wednesday

me: COLDPLAY RADIO: ENGAGE

Sent at 6:38 PM on Wednesday

me: florescent velociraptors

Sent at 6:41 PM on Wednesday

me: indigo boomerang

you know what's actually fun to say?

tax bracket

tttaaaax bracket

ajax

jumping jacks

thumb tacks

plumber crack

burt bacharach

Sent at 6:47 PM on Wednesday

Kyle: why are u yelling at me

im so tired

Sent at 6:48 PM on Wednesday

me: i don't know what we're yelling about

i meant to whisper

but i'm having trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE

Kyle: can i just fall asleep here at the desk

still have an article to write tonight

Sent at 6:50 PM on Wednesday

me: THEN no you probably shouLDN'T SLEEp at your DESK

Kyle: i hate u

me: I hate t

it's my least favorite letter

if i could, i'd replace all t's with f's

gonna do that starting now

whaf's your arficle abouf?

Sent at 6:54 PM on Wednesday

Kyle: did u have coffee or something

me: negafive

whaf should i have for dinner?

Kyle: torttellini tortuga tuna tossed taters

jackass

have fun ordering that one

me: hahahaha

Kyle: hahahahaha