9:18 AM kyle.sheehan86: it does taste damn good
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9:46 AM me: Despite the delicious coffee, I do not feel like working
Maybe need a second cup
9:47 AM kyle.sheehan86: think i might join u in that
9:50 AM me: I've got a lovely bunch of coco nuts
9:51 AM kyle.sheehan86: say what
9:53 AM me: An SVP just asked me if I had a banana in my pocket or if I was happy to see her
9:54 AM So I promptly took the banana out of my pocket
But told her I was still happy to see her
kyle.sheehan86: u ok this morning
me: I certainly hope so
kyle.sheehan86: whats going on over there
sounds like a bunch of monkeys throwing their feces around
9:55 AM me: I think my allergies are fucking with me
9:57 AM Looks like a picture of a monkey fucking a coconut
Mfc is that you?
kyle.sheehan86: i dont know whats going on
me: Brett favre
9:58 AM kyle.sheehan86: thats the last time i ask for an anheuiser busch at a strip club
me: Not the bush you were expecting
kyle.sheehan86: uh no, not at all
9:59 AM was like a chia pet in a fruit basket
me: That's almost as bad as leaving your dunkaroos in a daycare
10:00 AM kyle.sheehan86: FORT KNOX!
10:03 AM me: Incubation
kyle.sheehan86: but the pint of ice cream tastes like an ikea wall calendar
10:04 AM me: That's because you forgot to mix in the astroglide
10:05 AM Its on the bottom shelf next to the lawn gnome removal cream
10:06 AM kyle.sheehan86: if the baloon sneaks up to the back of a california mountain goat, would you say that he has "upped the ante?"
10:09 AM me: On the contrary, california mountain goats are renowned for their inability to see latex, you would instead have to dump windex in a cement mixer and hope for the best
10:11 AM kyle.sheehan86: i was apparently always under the mistaken belief that cementex could only be used on the ugandan river rat during the ritualistic eating and mating season, where the river rat eats its lover after pollenating. Unfortunately, tests were inconcolusive as to whether the river rats responded to the popular mixture of wd-40 and fred flinstone sherbert popsicles
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10:17 AM me: Ah see due to a shortage of fred flintstone sherbert popsicles I was unable to conduct this experiment, if you instead use preheated animal crackers the sheer joy of perceived cannibalism rendered these particular goats immune to all latex products, cementex products and coincidentally, waffles, which is why when exposed to windex after a thorough spin in a cement mixer gives then uncontrollable diarrhea, thus upping the ante
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10:23 AM kyle.sheehan86: i think it all goes back to how the original balloon is perceiving the ante, if the balloon is interprting the ante as a sort of philosophical gamesmanship between two distant warlords fighting over the ponytail of the kingdom's donkey OR if they consider it a death battle between their prized trading cards, where one will surely throw down pokemon's charzard and the other knight will most certainly respond in kind with a mana flare from magic: the gathering. unfortunately, the last time this happened, the men and the viewers of the challenge were tranformed into the characters of 3rd rock from the sun, and we all know how that ended.
10:25 AM me: Hahahahaha
I humbly surrender
kyle.sheehan86: wow, good, cuz i had nothing after that
me: Pokemon and 3rd rock from the sun reference
kyle.sheehan86: im out of breath, and i had nothing left in the ank
me: I couldn't even begin to respond to that one
10:26 AM Burst out laughing on the toilet
10:28 AM kyle.sheehan86: hahahhahha
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10:38 AM me: Hahahaha I keep rereading it
Glorious
kyle.sheehan86: hahhaha me too
10:39 AM me: I'd say its been a productive morning
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10:48 AM kyle.sheehan86: agree
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