Monday, May 23, 2011

Compilation Post

kyle.sheehan86: shomer shabbas
10:21 AM me: The dude abides
10:26 AM kyle.sheehan86: im on the verge of making a decision ur not gonna like
10:27 AM me: You're getting that sex change aren't you
kyle.sheehan86: it starts with an i
10:28 AM me: Hmmm
Intercourse?
IHOP?
kyle.sheehan86: i phone
help
me: Oh boy
Its worse than I expected
kyle.sheehan86: haha
12:38 PM ill take the daves magic fun pack please
12:39 PM me: We're fresh out
kyle.sheehan86: its the #12
12:40 PM me: We do however offer fred's semi interesting cattle prod
12:44 PM kyle.sheehan86: thats the last time i ask for the mean gene okerland cranberry sauce special

12 minutes
12:57 PM me: That's because it comes with actual bits of panther

kyle.sheehan86: GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR CHEESE!
1:13 PM me: Get your own damn cheese
1:14 PM kyle.sheehan86: youre not my real dad
1:16 PM me: That was proven in a court of law

34 minutes
2:53 PM kyle.sheehan86: cuz ive got friends in looowww places
2:56 PM me: Can I get a liter of cola
3:00 PM kyle.sheehan86: no
who do u think u are
3:01 PM i will take the half order of the halifax goat milk bread pudding tho
me: Would you like a side of black beard's delight with that?
3:06 PM kyle.sheehan86: ooo i would
and maybe a little afternoon delight as dessetr please
3:07 PM me: Yes ma'am

19 minutes
3:26 PM me: Sphincter
kyle.sheehan86: shoobie doo op
me: I don't wanna
3:29 PM kyle.sheehan86: POOPIE TIME!!!
3:32 PM me: YAYYYYYYY
3:35 PM Two 25 year old men screaming "poopie time, yay"

30 minutes
4:05 PM kyle.sheehan86: is there something wrong with that
4:14 PM me: None whatsoever

1 comment:

  1. Yes . . . well . . . it does speak to general malaise of the intellectual pursuit of that particular age group. I did, however, appreciate 'TBL' reference. Shows some hope, don't you think? Gotta run, I got a hint of some new butt in the neighborhood I gotta sniff!

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