| 23 minutes |
10:48 AM me: well i told you to bring a fruit roll up but you insisted you'd rather eat lake water
10:52 AM kyle.sheehan86: it seemed the fresher of the two
10:53 AM how was i to know that lake michigan is where they bury canadians
the body of the ski instructor from manatoba really killed the mood
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11:00 AM me: we saw that 60 minutes special with Jim Carrey where he explained that Canada was running out of land to grow weed because of all the burial grounds, so they've started dumping them in lake michigan, but if i recall you were too caught up in reading your latest issue of Crossdressers Weekly: The Man Inside Me to pay attention
11:01 AM kyle.sheehan86: yep, with a special editorial on drew carrey, jim carreys evil half brother
11:02 AM me: well that explains a lot
especially since no one has seen Bob Barker in 6 months
11:03 AM kyle.sheehan86: false
saw him on "I shouldn't be alive..." on the discovery channel
but it wasnt because of an accident of some sort
11:05 AM he just kept mumbling "it wasnt the wall" as they repeatedly played a clip of the challenger explosion
11:08 AM me: well they said the challenger explosion was actually a government conspiracy to test a new type animal spaying and neutering program, when that failed miserably Bob went into a mental breakdown wherein he began randomly bursting out Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall", except he changed the lyrics to say "all in all, it wasn't the wall, it was just a decorative walkway made of bricks".
kyle.sheehan86: i had heard that rumor, i believe there was also a conspiracy behind "the price is right" wherein the show actually did not pay contestants, instead it was an experiment run by the government to create an actual world of oz after nancy reagan was hypnotized by the movie and never fully recovered.
kyle.sheehan86: i had heard that rumor, i believe there was also a conspiracy behind "the price is right" wherein the show actually did not pay contestants, instead it was an experiment run by the government to create an actual world of oz after nancy reagan was hypnotized by the movie and never fully recovered.
| 11 minutes |
11:24 AM me: little do people know, that when using the term Regan Era that it was actually meant to refer to that period of time where Nancy thought she was Dorothy, Ronald was the scarecrow, Janet Reno was the tin man and Gorbachev was the cowardly lion. Once Nancy finally did snap out of it she's famously quoted as saying "I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
11:29 AM kyle.sheehan86: it has also been said that danny devito doubled as every single midget in the movie and the wicked witch of the west was played by princess diana's future dead body's ghost.
me: wow
dead princess di reference
it ends there
i can't possibly rebut that
kyle.sheehan86: hahahahhahahaha
11:30 AM dude
i halfway typed my concession to u for applying the charcters, but erased and tried to come back with something
11:31 AM me: hahaha
kyle.sheehan86: once princess di entered my mind i had to go with it
me: that's a game changer
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