Sent at 9:30 AM on Tuesday
Kyle: hi
me: no
Sent at 9:31 AM on Tuesday
Kyle: por que?
me: por mis pantalones
Kyle: tus pantalones estas muy bien y caliente
me: yo tengo papa fritas en mis pantalones
Sent at 9:36 AM on Tuesday
Kyle: yo preferio tus pantalones con cerveza en mi mano
Sent at 9:38 AM on Tuesday
me: yo preferio su mano en mis pantalones con cerveza en mi boca
Sent at 9:40 AM on Tuesday
Kyle: silencio! y preferio tu compras cena primero
Sent at 9:41 AM on Tuesday
me: No! Primero toca mis pena, segundo con mucho simpatico
pene* lo siento por mis mal espanol senor
Sent at 9:46 AM on Tuesday
me: por favor no enfadarse
Sent at 9:47 AM on Tuesday
Kyle: no toca tu pene porque el clérigo esta aquí y lo enafada a ti cuando haco trampe
me: hahahahahahaa
i'm sorry
i just copy/pasted what you wrote into babelfish
and this is what it said "it does not touch your penis because the clergyman this here and the enafada thing when haco trampe"
Kyle: hahahaha
loosely translated as
i can't touch your penis because the clergy man is here and he gets mad when i cheat on him
me: hahahahaha
oh
i see
Kyle: believe that was our first spanish conversation
